Me Help You Do U

Somebody told me I should make my business simple, so here it is: I'm Not You.

You know how you sometimes have something that needs doing, and you don't wanna do it? Whether its an Analyst, a Sidekick, a Foil, a Guru, or just a fellow traveler, sometimes Not You is just what You Need. 

The opposite of a specialist is a renaissance man. Born John, raised Jack of All Trades, Master of Not You. I'm Ingredient X, and those kids over by the bike rack said you were too scared to hire me anyway.